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PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said...

Hehehe, nicely done GBM. I apologize for my absence over the last few days... I've been sick with a stomach virus. [hr] PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of...

I should have my article done by tomorrow.

Nintendoland, please let Scandigrad handle map requests. We appreciate you trying to help but Scandi is quite capable. :P

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest...

Um... I get this when I just peer at the first link... "Notice: You should to be logged in to file a bug report!" One of those words doesn't belong. :P

Only five "strongly approved" in my results!? UNACCEPTABLE! I must get ALL THE APPROVALS! [me]starts planning for tomorrow... or something...

Both accepted. I'll update the list in a while.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American." Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken...

Can we have separate polls for the Ministries please? This was an issue in the last survey.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd...

Mr. Taicho, this is not a safe approach! I can not agree to something that will risk the lives of any nation's soldiers. You heard him yourself... the wall is clearly impenetrable. ...Or is it? With our Dear Leader stricken with grief, I motion that we request the Security Council to use the...

Haha! Nicely done GBM! :D [hr] PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. Most wives whose husbands fool around have to worry about their husbands getting AIDS from sex. Hillary just has to worry about her husband getting sex from aides. YOU ARE NOW AMUSED. Until tomorrow, Alvino...

Almost everything you need to know about the World Assembly (WA) is found at the Jennifer Government: NationStates FAQ. It answers nearly every question you may have about the World Assembly. However, there are bound to be at least a few questions about the WA Office in TNP and the WA in...

Good afternoon, There was no Joke of the Day yesterday. I apologize, as I was busy working on a huge project... ...Okay I was watching a long series of movies with a friend and I forgot. Sue me. :P [hr] PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. One day, a man walks into a bar with an...

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no shit." The doctor understands and gives him some...

OHAI PERSON I DON'T KNOW! :D

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard. Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the...

I looked around and watched people bustle around me. Nice and bustling... business is indeed good today. Suddenly, a small child ran right in front of me and pointed right at me with a big grin on his face. "Hey!" He said with glee. "You're that guy from the TV! You're Alvino!" I smiled and...

[me]lights Iro on fire. Congrats NK... you're a pop star. Now for the golden age, followed by a downward spiral in which you and your bandmates fight over some random person, engage in greed and drugs, and finally, break up in a fiery demise. :P

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the...

...Oh yeah... you run WA stuff... Nah it's okay Mall. You can have the article. :hug:

Oh, can I do that one? I'd love to write that article!

Roman, I am just about finished with my other articles. I'm just checking over grammar and what not, and I'll have them on your desk by noon my time tomorrow.

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush bombed the Canary Islands back in 2008. Turkey was next. YOU ARE NOW AMUSED. Until tomorrow, Alvino Castillon

Why not?

I'd like to do an article on the beginnings of our Mentor Program if that's okay. :)

Yup! Nice and smog- I mean sunny. Just ignore those smokestacks and giant battlefield over to the left. :P

PREPARE TO BE AMUSED. AMUSEMENT SHALL BEGIN NOW. A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the...