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Comfed

• Oct 19, 2021

• #1

Let’s build a conspiracy theory! Each sentence must build off the previous one. Logical consistency is not required. Alliteration is encouraged.

Starting sentence:
The government is run by a cabalist cartel of kooky lizard people.

 

2 and 2 is Fish

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2_and_2_is_Fish

• Oct 19, 2021

• #2

The lizards are large, loopy, leathery Latvians.
(I don't know anymore)

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 20, 2021

• #3

The Latvians are small, thick, stupid and they are dinosaurs.

 

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 20, 2021

• #4

Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 20, 2021

• #5

Ayuzh:

Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

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Sir this is a weird conspiracy thread. Don't post scientific stuff here.

 

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 20, 2021

• #6

(Logical considracy is not required)!
Oh I didn't read this sentence..

Plans was a dinosaur who has won Guiness world record for killing most humans.

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 20, 2021

• #7

Guiness world records are plain dumb, stupid and worth nothing.

 

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 20, 2021

• #8

Nothing is something which is hidden.

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 20, 2021

• #9

Ayuzh:

Nothing is something which is hidden.

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Again, no need logic here.

 

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 20, 2021

• #10

That was logic?

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 20, 2021

• #11

Yes

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 20, 2021

• #12

Nothing is a man who is man and became man.

 

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this thing existed?

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Gaedd

• Oct 21, 2021

• #13

A man is a lizard disguised in human skin.

 

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 21, 2021

• #14

Skin is something we just rewiev.

 

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Of_Emptiness

• Oct 22, 2021

• #15

Reviewing is a useless and lengthy protocol.

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Oct 22, 2021

• #16

A water is measured in its length.

 

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TheLandOfFunFunFun

• Oct 28, 2022

• #17

What's "a" water?