MAGICALITY CITY, Pandemonium broke out today in the regional assembly when former delegate, supermodel, and ice cream aficionado @Pallaith confirmed the potential existence of the HULLDOM FILES. Official, top secret, P-clearance or higher, documents related to the activities of the now vanished politician publicly known as Hulldom.
Leaked fragments of the supposed Hulldom Files reference something only known as "The List"—allegedly containing names of sympathizers, puppets, and operatives handpicked by Hulldom and rubber-stamped by Halsoni himself.
Sources claim the list includes current Cabinet ministers, a former Court Justice, and at least one sitting RA Speaker. No one has confirmed its existence—yet. But Greitbart has obtained a blurry photo of a sticky note labeled “HUL LST – ” found in a Discord server belonging to a banned user with known ties to Pallaith. @Picairn , a former staffer for Hulldom during his brief stint as Foreign Affairs Minister, claimed on N-Day that he "saw the real list" before vanishing from all servers two days later. His last message in the discord read:
"It's bigger than Hulldom. If I disappear, check the logs. Look for the (pizza emoji) ."
No one has heard from him since. The MODs say he "just needed a break." We say: open your eyes.
A 2020-era telegram sent from Hulldom's account was rediscovered by a whistleblower inside the Ministry of Culture. The message reads:
"When the saint rides north, the files will open. Until then, shadows rule."
Could this be referring to St. George, the alleged leaker to TRR? Why was this deleted from the official archives? Why is it still marked [TOP SECRET – P CLEARANCE]?
Why was this covered up? What are they hiding?
Multiple eyewitnesses claim that during a recent RA session, Halsoni began laughing uncontrollably when the topic of the files was brought up. “Like someone who knows something she shouldn’t,” said @Simone. @Blue Wolf II remarked: “It was like… she already knew the outcome.”
What’s so funny, Hal?
"It is very likely that Hulldom had something to do with the disappearance of delegate Chipoli," remarked @Cretox, Greitbart contributor and conspiracy theorist.
Cretox angrily demands the release of the Hulldom list on his daily radio show, GreitWars
What we at Greitbart have confirmed is that Pallaith, (commonly known as Ghost) was best friends with Hulldom going back decades. Hulldom famously officiated the wedding between Pallaith and @Halsoni. Hal and Ghost both strongly shilled for Hulldom. Whether there was an election or vacancy held, both longtime officials always suggested one name: Hulldom. Anyone who expressed doubts or even questioned the qualifications or credentials of this shady interloper were attacked and harassed by halsoni and his gormless followers.
Painting commissioned by ghost and executed by @Jinkies picturing Ghost (left), Hulldom (center), and Halsoni (right).
Hulldom has now disappeared and (potentially replaced) delegate Chipoli and his lieutenant and likely handler Halsoni have utterly refused to comment, much less release the files. "Files? There are no files! I don't know anything about that, ask the delegate!" Halsoni responded in a DM with the Greitbart team. Pallaith did not respond to a request for comment. "I strongly suspect he will take this secret to his grave." @Rom suggests.
General Rom discusses the Hulldom scandal with Greitbart editor Plembobria
PAnon Provides Clues
Just as quickly as he disappeared, and much like a suspicious rash, the anonymous RMB poster PAnon has once again flared up, sharing potential clues as to what may be taking place behind the scenes.
Regardless of what happens, we at Greitbart are committing to bring you the truth regardless of the threats, and accusations of libel and dishonesty by SC members and others. More to come.
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