Corrupt-A-Wish

Aerilia · Jan 10, 2019

Granted, a heatwave passes through and everything burns down

I wish winter were here

Janus · Jan 10, 2019

Granted and a snowstorm covers the Ayers Rock with snow.

I wish to have a clear day here.

Aerilia · Jan 13, 2019

Granted, but it ends out rainy and stormy

I wish for some fish and chips

Janus · Jan 13, 2019

Granted, but the fish smells funny.

I wish for a nap.

Aerilia · Jan 14, 2019

Granted, but you accidentally fall of a cliff

I wish for 5 dollars

Janus · Jan 14, 2019

Granted, but the conversion rate is one-to-one for yen.

I wish that ^ had half a wish.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

Granted, but the wish was rounded up and they get a full wish

I wish for two wishes

Janus · Feb 2, 2019

Haven't we gone this route? grin

Granted, but it's rounded up to 25,000,000,000 bazillion to the google.

Aerilia · Feb 2, 2019

Granted, nothing bad happens to your wish

I wish for a puppy

Janus · Feb 3, 2019

Granted and he's cute as hell.

I wish to be swooped by that owl.

Aerilia · Feb 4, 2019

Granted, it swoops too low and you need bandages

I wish for a free house

Janus · Feb 4, 2019

Granted, but it has no doors.

I wish for lots and lots of money.

Aerilia · Feb 23, 2019

Granted, but it's all monopoly money

I wish for some doors for my free house

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

Granted, but you amused me.

I wish for a star.

Aerilia · Mar 11, 2019

Granted, it burns you alive

I wish for some pineapple

Zaz · Mar 31, 2019

Granted and you get pelted with 100 pineapples.

I wish the rum here was more plentiful.

Aerilia · Apr 1, 2019

Granted, But Nessie kicks you out of the region before you get to enjoy any of it.

I wish that spam tasted nice

Bobberino · Apr 1, 2019

Granted, but your lips are sealed together.

I wish that every post on this forum pinged @Malphe and @QuietDad

Zaz · Apr 1, 2019

Granted but you also get pinged.

@Bobberino

I wish this wish is uncorruptible.

Bobberino · Apr 1, 2019

Granted but you're pinged every time someone posts on the forum. Like @Malphe.

I wish for Fratt to lose the Delegacy to Malphe

Aerilia · Apr 2, 2019

Granted, but Malphe forgets about the NPA and never joins it again.

I wish for a house built in the middle of a highway

Zaz · Apr 2, 2019

Granted but the parking situation is horrible.

I wish the NPA could raid and refound Silverhold.

Sanjurika · Apr 2, 2019

Granted. But you lose HC Metalurg to some no name raider group

I wish that koalas wouldn't be hated on

Bobberino · Apr 2, 2019

Granted, but eucalyptus dies out.

I wish that @Malphe is banned

Zaz · Apr 3, 2019

Granted but he's banned from every region except TNP.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Aerilia · Apr 4, 2019

Granted, @Nessuno becomes the delegate of TNP

I wish for A rebellion to start in Australia.

Nessuno · Apr 4, 2019

Granted, Kiwis start a rebellion in New Zealand.

I wish can have unlimited suppression powers.

Aerilia · Apr 4, 2019

Granted, you are able to suppress any posts made by yourself

I wish to bee able to ban anyone in the region that I want

Zaz · Apr 4, 2019

Granted but each ban costs a piece of your soul.

I wish Max Barry would remove the banject button.

Aerilia · Apr 4, 2019

Granted, he replaces it with a DOS button

I wish that the NPA became the North Pacific Airforce

9003 · Apr 4, 2019

Granted!

The NPA is now the North Pacific Airforce sadly due to budget cuts it has become the NPPA or the North Pacific Paper Airforce

I wish for a really shinny penny

Aerilia · Apr 5, 2019

Granted, you get a rusty penny instead.

I wish for no wishes

Zaz · Apr 5, 2019

Granted, you get all my corrupted wishes instead.

I wish this wish gets very corrupted.

9003 · Apr 5, 2019

Granted

I wish for all the cheese

Aerilia · Apr 5, 2019

Granted, you did say bees right? because a swarm is heading your way right now

I wish for a larger window so I can spy on my neighbours more

Great Bights Mum · Apr 5, 2019

You get a larger window, which you fall out of.

I wish my cat would stop scratching me.

Aerilia · Apr 6, 2019

Granted, it starts breathing fire and burns your house down

I wish for a monster truck

Zaz · Apr 6, 2019

Granted but it has no breaks and crashes into your house.

I wish for some liver and onions.

9003 · Apr 6, 2019

Granted your liver has turned into an onion I do not recommend drinking anything

I wish for a new sports car

Zaz · Apr 7, 2019

Granted but it's a Toyota Prius covered in football stickers.

I wish my season 2 card is legendary.

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